About Myself

This website is about myself.  The experiences, reflections, thoughts, ideas, and perversions that are expressed here are intended for the amusement and/or enlightenment of a specific audience, primarily those closest to me personally.  There are hopefully other people in the galaxy that will also find my content entertaining.  The unintentional amusement of others is purely incidental, although I'd still like to hear from you if you care to contact me. 

That said, there is also an audience that is indirectly targeted as well, the people that I affectionately refer to as the Prudes .  The Prudes are the MTV watching, Hilary Duff worshipping, consumers of all things that are idiotic and unnecessary in society today.  If you are a Prude, send me some hate mail telling me what an asshole I am.  I mean it.  I really want to hear from you.  It makes me feel good about myself to know that I have ruined a Prude's day. 

The main thing about me that's different than any other asshole on the web with his own site is that I tend to be substantially more retarded than most people you tend to run across. For that reason, people tend to be amused by the things that run through my mind, and inevitably come out of my mouth. 

I tend not to get too personal with details, but if someone who already knows me in real life happens upon this site and reads this, I think it will be quite apparent to them who the author is. I have to believe my identity would be easily discerned by my writing style and the details of the events described here. For that reason, some of the unimportant details, names and places will be randomly altered to preserve the anonymity of all involved.

Just to clarify, I am not famous, nor do I have aspirations to be.

This site's primary function will be to serve as a collection of all the things I think other people will be amused/appalled/horrified by, as well as to reminisce about the events and stories about my life that I have either chosen to forget about or was never clearly conscious for at the time they occurred. Anyone who went to college knows about that state of mind.

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