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Writing
Unless otherwise noted, I am the author of the items you find here. All stories are non-fiction unless otherwise indicated. My hope is that you will find all of them to be entertaining and well written.
The events in the stories and essays occurred and were written over the course of the past several years. I have tried to establish a time frame to the best of my ability.
Complaints, Annoyances and Exposés
Sports Commentary Updated: 8-6-08
CraigsList Ads Updated: 7-30-08
Religious Crap Updated: 7-10-08
Who Cares About the Environment? 4-27-08
Random Shit Updated: 4-25-08
A Typical Trip To Wal-Mart 3-2-08
Things that Annoy or Perplex Me Updated:11-11-07
People I'd like To See Ground Into Chum Updated: 7-31-07
Thoughts on the U.S. Government Updated 7-9-07
Drink and Food Recipes Updated 6-12-07
MTV What the Fuck? My analysis of the worst network on cable and the people who watch it Minor Update: 6-3-07
Tales From the Trenches Stories of stupidity from my places of employment Updated: 8-6-06
Female Rating System Updated: 6-10-06
Fraternity Life Considering joining one? Read this.
Stories
Amazon.com - Where I Shop New 7-18-08
Poor Service, Undercooked Food and MudButt - An Open Letter to Chili's Minor Update: 3-1-08
A Fishing Story 6-12-07
Pranking Barry Revisited 4-17-07
A Wedding Tale (no, not my own) 5-27-06
Pranking the Prankster Barry gets what he deserves -Occurred in '98, Written in '05
A Return To Adrian My first trip back to AC - Occurred in '99, Written in '05
The Hemorrhoid Story Occurred in '00, written in '06
Uncomfortable Shit Story Occurred in '99, Written in '05
Kyle, My College Roommate Is it possible for someone to have less game? (Part One)
Kyle Uses Technology to Improve His Game Kyle gets closer, still doesn't score (Part Two)
Kyle Finally Gets Laid (Part Three)
The "Self-Imposed Poon Embargo" A tragic tale of self sabotage
Barry's Encounter With a Con-Artist Final Update 4-20-06
Pranking My Boss Occurred in 2002, Written in '06
Fun With Chinese Take Out (A work of fiction) Written in '05
The Touchy-Feely Side
Hellish Introspective Nightmares Updated: 3-2-08
New Job 11-14-07
Operation Shrink Mike Minor Update 11-1-07
The Reason This Website Exists Updated: 6-19-07
Follow-Up to the Religion Essay 4-23-07
A Defining Moment in the Evolution of Me 4-10-07
Thoughts on Religion 4-6-07
Older Current Events Stuff/Links
Michael Vick - Asshole of the Year 8-31-07
Thoughts on Gay Marriage 5-1-07
Thoughts on the Lions' 1st Round Draft Choice 4-19-07
My Take on the Don Imus Debacle 4-11-07
My Take On the Terry Schaivo Case Written late 2005
George Carlin on the 10 Commandments Classic
Interesting Interview with Rob Zombie August 2005
Honky Wanna Cracker? A well written article about racial slurs. Written by Tim Wise May 28, 2002